You would think that after ten? years on this website, I would have gotten a life. Welp, you're wrong.
Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they’re casting a spell with a verbal component it’s literally more effective than a counter spell.
This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they’re trying to use somnatic components.
Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can’t do anything
Stop telling people my secrets! I’m trying to be intimidating but people keep pinning me down and fucking my throat.
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New comic! How comparison is the thief of joy because no one ever gives me pie.
Check out my new webcomic at everythingisgoingtobeokcomic.com!
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Tumblr blue through the years.
computer illiteracy pride flag
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such rage in such a little body
i think he needs to ca
he needs to calm his ti
calm his t
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engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
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sorry my hands are dirty from eating salt and vinger chips *wiping them on your cheeks* girl you are so beautiful…
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