fg083:
“ no fear
not being able to find your plushie
one fear
”

fg083:

no fear

not being able to find your plushie

one fear

(via danteswornofkischou)


anarchafemme:

anotherevencoolerdad:

Gender options when signing up for a Wattpad account. The first is a simplified head of a "he" with short hair, the second is a simplified "she" with long hair, and the third is a simplified "they" who has no hair.ALT

pick one you bald genderless idiot

image

(via zombie6queen6)



firem4ge:

gothfoxgirlboy:

gothfoxgirlboy:

gothfoxgirlboy:

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they’re casting a spell with a verbal component it’s literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they’re trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can’t do anything

Stop telling people my secrets! I’m trying to be intimidating but people keep pinning me down and fucking my throat.

(via drolltergeist-blog)


danidraws:

New comic! How comparison is the thief of joy because no one ever gives me pie.

Check out my new webcomic at everythingisgoingtobeokcomic.com!

(via drolltergeist-blog)



attackofthebteam:
“ beakybee:
“Tumblr blue through the years.
”
computer illiteracy pride flag
”

attackofthebteam:

beakybee:

Tumblr blue through the years.

computer illiteracy pride flag

(via obscenereference)


casmick-consequences:

dorbu:

tikkety-tok:

such rage in such a little body

image

i think he needs to ca

he needs to calm his ti

calm his t

(via scatteredheroes)


fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

(via obscenereference)


powerburial:

sorry my hands are dirty from eating salt and vinger chips *wiping them on your cheeks* girl you are so beautiful…

(via obscenereference)