justmcdonaldsthings:

cumberbatch-of-cookes:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

The fuck kinds of requests are these?

The best ones.

(Source: poyzn, via scatteredheroes)

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via scatteredheroes)

taggedrne:

when he texts you first 😘

taggedrne:

when he texts you first 😘

(via pizza)

im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

image

Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via scatteredheroes)

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

(Source: exoergic, via pizza)

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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(via oldsaintdick)

donnacabonna:

seaworlcl:

open boobs


please

donnacabonna:

seaworlcl:

open boobs

please

(Source: chipotleh, via oldsaintdick)

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via mythomagic13)

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
image

(via pizza)